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22:05 Oct 31 2015
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Lmfaoooo my friend Srdjan and me we currently sitting in room for smoking in my house and my sister Dani coming in and she sit close to my friend. I am looking at her face because she making weird faces but I can't ask what is wrong because she doesn't speak with me.After while she asks -Srdjan do you take shower after sex?

He got confused but he responded yes I always have shower after sex .

So she said for fucking sake please go fuck something because you stink like ass.

....and she demonstrative leave room XD Lmfaoooo

Ah that mean little fucker XD just hilarious

COMMENTS

xRobin3x
00:10 Nov 01 2015

ouch......lol

Scorpion
15:32 Nov 01 2015

Hahaha yeah. Eh Dani is most sarcastic and mean little fucker ever XD I wish I took video to post here you'd dye of lough I swear xD

QueenZombiee
21:11 Nov 01 2015

Jebi se znas

shynne
22:54 Nov 01 2015

Lolol

Scorpion
19:24 Nov 03 2015

Dani be nice.One lady should not have such vocabulary. :p

07:30 Oct 31 2015
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Weekend! :D

COMMENTS

hahaha this made my night lol funny but true shit lol
22:17 Oct 28 2015
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Types of IT girls:

HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers everything about you. FOREVER!

RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when she turns around

WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing but at least she's fun

INTERNET GIRL - allways difficult to access

SERVER GIRL - allways busy when you need her

MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes terrible things look beautiful

PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she says, 9 are nonsense.

VIRUS GIRL - also known as "wife". She comes when you are not expecting her, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall virus girl you will lose something, but if don't uninstall her - you will lose everything...

COMMENTS

xRobin3x
22:38 Oct 28 2015

IT goes both ways....... and true in both cases.

Types of IT guys:

HARD DISK GUY - he remembers everything about you. FOREVER!

RAM GUY - he forgets about you when he turns around, and then some.

WINDOW GUY - all know that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him.

SCREENSAVER GUY - he's good for nothing but at least he's fun

INTERNET GUY - allways difficult to access

SERVER GUY - allways busy when you need him

MULTIMEDIA GUY - he makes terrible things look beautiful, or blows smoke up your backside.

PROCESSOR GUY - he is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GUY - from every 10 things he says, 9 are nonsense.

VIRUS GUY - also known as "Husband". he comes when you are not expecting him, installs himself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall virus guy you will lose something, but if don't uninstall him - you will lose everything...